I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping
This is why you guys need Hermione.
This makes me laugh every time.
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
Where have these been my whole life
The guy in the back looks confused too
homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic
Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME
so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges
that is horrible
that is marching band
Luka, 8 weeks. <3