tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

whynoharrypotterporn:

This is why you guys need Hermione.

This makes me laugh every time.

bewbin:

religiousdad:

I love being an earth bender

i know it really rocks

getoveryourselfkat:

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

Where have these been my whole life

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

6woofs:

Luka, 8 weeks. <3